We are delighted to announce that, not only are The Commentators back, but they are back with their greatest challenge to date. This Saturday they will be deep in Cumbria, commentating on the Egremont, Crab and Sports Fair. This event is of international renown and The Commentators have been invited by Abandon Normal Devices (AND) to provide live and webcast commentary on a host of exciting events throughout the day including: Children’s Street Racing. The Greasy Pole Competition, Main Street Sprint, Cumberland & Westmorland Wrestling, Wheelbarrow Races, a Children’s Pet Competition, Pig’s Bladder Football, Egg Throwing, Terrier Racing, Horn Blowing and, if they’ve not been escorted out over the parish boundary by ten o’clock that night, the World Gurning Championship.

To listen from 10am until late (dodgy smartphone reception and broadband connections permitting) – click through here to the correct page of the AND website.