Jake, Jack and me are off to Bern on Monday with Of All The People In All The World. The crates are packed and ready to be picked up by the couriers who will hopefully make it through the ice. The maximum daytime temperature in Birmingham today will be -2. The maximum daytime temperature in Bern today will be -2. The minimum temperature in Birmingham tonight will be -7, in Bern it will be -6. So when we get there it should feel positively barmy.